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Life is a story, Make yours the best seller!

Silence is the most loud voice.

Sometimes we just have to let things go.

Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.

No expectations, No disappointments.

Dreams Don’t work unless you do.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

The good things in life are amazing with you!

I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.

I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.

You don’t need a reason to help people.

With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.

Sugar? No thanks, I am already sweet…

I am not special, I am a limited edition.

Silence speaks thousand words.

Life is an art of drawing without eraser.

Stars can’t shine without darkness…

Our friends make our world.

People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday 😛

I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

I Love My Haters, They Make Me Famous.

Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!

I Love Listening Lies When I Know Truth.

I Am Not Perfect. I Am Limited Editions.

It’S Not An Attitude, It’S The Way I Am.

Home : Where I Can Look Ugly And Enjoy It.

Before You Judge Make Sure You Are Perfect.

Never Accept To Be Anyone’S Second Choice.

Respect Those Who Deserve It Not Demand It.

Put Me Second And I’Ll Make You Nonexistent.

I Salute All My Hater With My Middle Finger.

Single Or Taken ? Who Cares ? I Am Awesome.

Love Your Haters, They Are You Biggest Fans.

Be Yourself; Everyone Else Is Already Taken. ( Cool Whatsapp Status )

I Didn’T Lose My Mind. I Just Sold It Online.

Nowadays, “Cool” Means- “I Really Don’T Care.”

You Attitude Can Hurt Me But Mine Can Kill You.

Anyone Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takes Practice.

My Every Status Is A Silent Message To Someone.

I Am So Single That For Me Gf Means Grandfather.

I An Not Lazy, I Am Just On My Energy Saving Mode.

God Is Really Creative, I Mean…Just Look At M!!!

I Will Be Rising From The Ground Like A Skyscraper.

I’M The Guy, U Will Hate Nd Your Sisters Will Date.

I Tried To Be Normal. Worst Two Minutes Of My Life.

Yes I Am Smiling And You’Re Not The Reason Anymore.

I May Be Real Bad Boy, But Baby I’M A Real Good Man.

People Say Me Bad.. But Assurance Me I Am The Worst!

My Attitude Will Always Be Based On How You Treat Me.

Self Confidence Is The Best Outfit, Rock It & Own It.

Sugar Factories Are Situated Under Girls Fb Statuses

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The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED!

Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.

Here my dad comes on Whatsapp … From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley.

When I was BORN I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.

If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

Do not drink and drive ……….. you might spill the drink.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them.

Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you.

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

I just want to die young as late as possible.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

If you’re talking about me behind my back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss my ass!

Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…

There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You.

I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything.

Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!

If I had the world in my hands, I’d give it all to you.

The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?

Girls who say “a lot of guys are after me” should remember that cheap prices attract many costumers.

I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

Work hard in silence & let the success make noise.

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I look at people sometimes and think… Really??? That’s the sperm that won.

That awkward moment between birth and death is life.

One day I really want to say- I MADE IT.

Every mother on earth gave birth to a child except my mother. She gave birth to a legend.

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.

You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique!

Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.

Life always offers you a second chance. it’s called tomorrow.

Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself…

I just saved lots of money by Lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

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It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.

I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

Silence is the most powerful scream.

Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…..

They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius.

Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited.

The sun is somewhere shining even when it rains.

When I die, I want my grave to offer free WiFi so that people visit more often.

Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.

If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.

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